Sunday, January 15, 2012

Twain on Introductions

"I never had but one introduction that seemed to me just the thing, and the gentleman was not acquainted with me and there was no nonsense. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I shall waste no time in this introduction. I know of only two facts about this man; first, he has never been in state prison; and second, I can't imagine why.'"

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