Thursday, February 19, 2009

Light Sweet Crude

In Texas nothing sets the mood
Like the price of light sweet crude.

Arabia is such a prude
But it goes mad for light sweet crude.

On cable news it’s almost lewd
When Liz says “Light sweet crude.”

It sounds like something done while nude
Probing holes for light sweet crude.

A beauty loves gifts, gold, and food,
But bathes each night in light sweet crude.

People simply come unscrewed
Once consumed by light sweet crude.

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